Aloha!
Unfortunately I didn't get this job that I really wanted and am perfectly suited for. Here's how it went down:
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| Job ad and description |
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| My epic application letter |
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| An excuse to email him again |
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| Crap. I knew he would ask |
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| A negative blanketed by positives |
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| The final outcome |
In retrospect, I should have lied. Should have pretended that I'm here for longer than I actually am and then, come December 28, say "I'm being deported." If only I could go back in time...
Needless to say, I was really depressed after receiving that last email. So much so that all I did that afternoon was sleep, ignoring the fact that I had a paper to write for Hawaiian Studies.
Not my best day.
A hui hou!
ROFL DEPORTED.
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